The other night I was coming home from work and saw these lights in the sky and assumed it was a plane. At first I thought no big deal but realized it was super low to the ground and then thought hey, that plane is going right where me and my girlfriend live. That's when I panicked and couldn't decide if I should warn her that a fucking plane was about to crash and tell her to stay in the house or get out. Then I drove by a hospital and it was a helicopter landing at the helipad. Felt like a real dumbass there.