Don't even really hear about it much here lol, leave it to Texas and media to go nuts (especially when you use Alex Jones and Bill O'Reilly whose jobs are to fly off the handle and be ridiculous about everything)

MAGELLAN IS A LOT COOLER THAN JUSTIN BIEBER, HE CIRCUMNAVIGATED WITH 1 SHIP THE ENTIRE PLANET! HE WAS KILLED BY WILD NATIVES BEFORE THEY GOT BACK TO PORTUGAL AND WHEN THEY GOT BACK THERE WERE ONLY 11 ALIVE OF THE 200 SOMETHING CREW AND THE ENTIRE SHIP WAS ROTTING DOWN TO THE WATER LINE! THAT'S DESTINY! THAT'S WILL! THAT'S STRIVING! THAT'S BEING A TRAILBLAZER AND EXPLORING, GOING INTO SPACE! MATHEMATICS, QUANTUM MECHANICS, THE SECRETS OF THE UNIVERSE! IT'S ALL THERE! LIFE IS FIERY WITH IT'S BEAUTY, IT'S INCREDIBLE DETAIL!




Skip to about 6 mins and watch to end, dude is such a nut it's hilarious



ROLL UP THE SLEEVE, HAVE A CONVULSION, AND HAIL SATAN